Fattar noll!!

Han fattar noll av den tid vi lever i, Skolministern.

(Teckningen från TOK i GP 26 maj 2010)

Tiramisu

Tiramisu - en oemotståndlig efterrätt.

Hjulet rullar

En som inte förtar sig

Väldigt långt från Göteborgsvarv och sådant spring, i en helt annan värld, sover Mr Tyson behagligt utstretchad.

På sluttampen

Göteborgsvarvet

En blandning av pigga och trötta fötter. Här pratar vi viljestyrka!

Tidigt 60-tal

På camping-semester. Frukost med kaffe i gula plastkoppar.

Mitten av 60-talet

Observera tapetmönstret i bakgrunden.

Bäverspår

Mera orm!

För några dagar sedan hörde jag nedanstående ormskröna - på fullt allvar!

I'd be the first to admit that this sounds like one of those internet horror storys that always happen to a friend of a friend of a friend of... The person that told me says it was her sister.

The sister has a pet python which stopped eating. After a while she got concerned and took it to the vet who could find nothing wrong. He wasn't worried and explained that snakes like this can go quite some time without eating and suggested she take it back home, keep a close eye on it and if it still wasn't eating in a week or two to bring it back in again.

So Tuesday of this week she goes back to the vet who can still find nothing wrong and asks if there has been any unusual behavour. She says no. The only thing odd was that a couple of night ago she woke up to find the snake on the bed beside her. She just picked him up and put him back in his tank. Wondering if the snake was seeking warmth he asks if it was curled up on the bed. The girl says "No, that's what was odd. He was lying straight, up and down the bed."

"Oh." says the vet. "I'm afraid he'll have to be put down."

Why? What's wrong with him?" my friend's sister asks.

"There's nothing wrong with him." The vet says. "He's just starving himself in preparation for a big meal. It's perfectly normal."

Confused she asks why he has to be put down.

"That night, on the bed."

"Yes?"

"He was measuring you!"

Så nu vet du! Vad du ska göra om din orm sträcker ut sig raklång i sängen bredvid dig!

Jätteormen

Den här jättereptilen låg och väntade utanför ytterdörren en morgon. Precis där jag skulle sätta ner mina fötter. (Det är en snok - sägs det.)

Valborgseld

Mäktig glöd efter valborgsbrasan. Men grillkorven var förstås redan uppäten.